Well here goes my predictions for Miami. This will depend largely on how the draft shakes out.
1. @seattle - L
Rough game Wilson torches our defense, but Tannehill keeps it somewhat respectable
2. @new England - L
Well fuck you season! Let's start off against two of the best teams in the league. The Pats tear Miami a new asshole.
3. Cleveland - W
Sorry I was rude before season.. you balanced out here. Dolphins put on a strong showing after a rough start to the season.
4. @cincinnati - W
I've got this feeling that the Bengals are gonna have a rough season. Dunno, just going with my gut here.
5. Tennessee - W
Look at that we pull off three straight no way this can go badly from here
This is a good high scoring game, Dolphins pull it out in the last quarter. This game would go differently in Tennessee.
6. Pittsburgh - L
Well fuck.. after riding high on a three game win streak Pitt comes in to town and brings the Phins right back down to earth with a 27 to 10 blowout.
7. Buffalo - W
Close game but Miami pulls it out at home.
8. BYE
9. New York Jets - W
This is my biased pick.. no way in hell am I predicting they win in Miami after a BYE.
10. @san Diego - W
I believe that the Chargers are one of the worst teams in the league this season. I see them picking in the top 5. I see Miami rocking them. Their O-line isn't good enough to stand up to our D-Line and Rivers had a really bad day.
11. @los Angeles - L
Gurley rips our defense to shreds and Robert Quinn has a 3 sack night. Miami cries themselves to sleep.
12. San Francisco - W
Here is my prediction for who will be picking #1 overall next season. San Fran is going to be bad this year. They might win a few but not away in Miami.
13. @baltimore - L
Not going to beat Baltimore in Baltimore.
14. Arizona - L
Arizona will be fighting for beat record in the NFL again. The Dolphins don't hold a candle to them.
15. @new York Jets - L
We will be in the running for wild card here, and so will the Jets. The Jets will take a hard fought game and the Dolphins will drop a third straight late in the season.
16. @buffalo - L
Split the season Wil Buffalo who will also be contending for WC at this point. This all but puts Miami out of it.
17. New England - L
Though we play hard and keep the game close we just don't stack up against the Patriots. They win and we have another season filled with mediocrity.
Phins finnish 7-9
Tannehill has a good year, but the fans still call for his head.
DeVante Parker has a great breakout season leading the team in TDs.
Cam Wake leads the team with 10.5 sacks. Suh and Williams have strong years as well. A healthy Wake doesn't let them get complacent.
Reshad Jones makes a case for DPOTY but ultimately loses it to Watt, Mack or Donald.