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Post by Jindred on Sept 3, 2015 22:41:45 GMT -5
Nice.. Can I make a rule where anytime anyone pisses me off they get kicked in the nuts by Janikowski? View Attachment
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Post by saskabronco on Sept 4, 2015 1:32:33 GMT -5
I voted for Nateball because I feel like I would want to watch every press conference if he was going to be the one speaking.
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h24dog
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Post by h24dog on Sept 4, 2015 21:44:45 GMT -5
Am I allowed to vote for myself even though my name is not in the poll?
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Post by Juggs on Sept 4, 2015 21:57:49 GMT -5
Am I allowed to vote for myself even though my name is not in the poll? Of course, although this isn't a very serious election, so I wouldn't sweat it.
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Post by DPNormanReturns on Sept 12, 2015 22:44:27 GMT -5
Ah, screw you for not putting me on the list! I could have been the first Commissioner candidate ever to receive negative votes.
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Post by Juggs on Sept 13, 2015 9:42:48 GMT -5
Ah, screw you for not putting me on the list! I could have been the first Commissioner candidate ever to receive negative votes. If it makes you feel better I tried to put you on and the poll glitches. I also can't editedm feel free to write in though :/
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Post by nateball89 on Sept 13, 2015 14:24:18 GMT -5
if Roger ever gets the axe, I'll lobby to be considered to be voted as the next commissioner of the N.F.L. I'd make sweeping changes too.
Mark Davis would be stripped of the Raiders. He's so dumb he probably wouldn't even know. The Raiders would then be moved to Los Angeles. So would the Rams.
No game would ever be played in London ever again, nor would the notion of an expansion team being formed there ever see the light of day ever again.
The Jacksonville Jaguars would be forced to pick between either black or gold for their helmet. That dual tone shit is stupid. Shahid Khan would also be forced to up his ticket sales substantially in the next five seasons or the team would be moved to the now vacant St. Louis.
Peyton Manning would be banned from doing any more commercials...ever.
Marijuana would be taken off the banned substance list.
Eli Manning would be banned from doing any more commercials...ever...on account of he's just not funny.
Nike must now get approval from all 32 teams before changing a team's uniform in order to keep things like this: from happening
Dean Blandino must publicly acknowledge that his centralized review system in New York has made the league zero percent better and that he is bag of hot wind and that 99% of all the time that he is talking, he is talking just to make words come out of his mouth.
Andrew Luck must shave that shit he calls a beard. It scares children.
Quarterbacks are no longer a protected species. They don't have vaginas. They don't use tampons or maxi pads. If they get hit, they get hit. The same rules apply to them that apply to everyone else. If someone hits them in the head, or hits them late, it's a penalty. That's the ONLY time a penalty will be called, and NO, those two rules are not open for interpretation, such as "neck and shoulder" are, or "it looked like he..." no. Fuck you. A hit is a hit is a hit motherfucker. Dan Fouts and Jim Kelly could take a hit. These pussies today don't need to pampered like three year old girls.
Any referee that throws a flag for pass interference without actually seeing a defender interfere with the receiver's ability to catch a pass will be shot dead on the field and his body will be paraded around on the field on national television for his family to see. In other words, you'd better be sure motherfucker. No more of this bailing the QB out of 3rd and 22 and the defenders farts in the general direction of the receiver and gets called for PI, and there's a free 57 yards. Fuck you and your invisible rule book that you made up on the spot.
Lastly, and only lastly because I can't think of anymore right now, and if I did, I could literally go on forever, if the New England Patriots are caught ever again in any rule bending, cheating, loophole jumping, rule manipulation, or any kind of scandal whatsoever, that's it. They're expelled once and for all from the NFL.
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