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Post by Juggs on Apr 15, 2015 22:40:28 GMT -5
I just had a mind blowing revelation about fucking apple jacks. That ad is quite high-brow.
It's about a rastafarian dude running as fast as he can to get to his "bowl" lol. Way to perpetuate those stereotypes Kellogs. But then I realized, it get's deeper than that. What's the apple doing? What is he and what does he represent? Well, I think of the apple as two things when considering it as a metaphor. It's the fruit from the garden of eden. It's a representation of sin. But then, it's also the shiny apple you put on the teachers desk. It's the establishement, and it's evil.
This ad tells children that an evil government is trying to stop them from getting weed and enjoying life like the Cina-Mon.
This ad is the war on drugs. Look at how tripy everything is in the background. Did no one notice that it has real people AND tiny, somehow to scale, living fruit and spices running around, riding skateboards and shit? This ad is a drug induced hallucinations to get kids to try weed and rebel against the government. I have a new appreciation for Apple Jacks.
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Post by 101mitch on Apr 15, 2015 23:09:02 GMT -5
I'm in 21st, and the highest person not from NC on the list.
If I win, will I be DQ'd for lying about my age? lol Cause that would be absolute shit.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 23:50:06 GMT -5
I just had a mind blowing revelation about fucking apple jacks. That ad is quite high-brow. It's about a rastafarian dude running as fast as he can to get to his "bowl" lol. Way to perpetuate those stereotypes Kellogs. But then I realized, it get's deeper than that. What's the apple doing? What is he and what does he represent? Well, I think of the apple as two things when considering it as a metaphor. It's the fruit from the garden of eden. It's a representation of sin. But then, it's also the shiny apple you put on the teachers desk. It's the establishement, and it's evil. This ad tells children that an evil government is trying to stop them from getting weed and enjoying life like the Cina-Mon. This ad is the war on drugs. Look at how tripy everything is in the background. Did no one notice that it has real people AND tiny, somehow to scale, living fruit and spices running around, riding skateboards and shit? This ad is a drug induced hallucinations to get kids to try weed and rebel against the government. I have a new appreciation for Apple Jacks. OMG! baaaaaaahaaaahaa.
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Post by MrCincinnati on Apr 16, 2015 16:57:57 GMT -5
NOOOOOO, APPLE JACKS LOST?!? IMPOSSIBLE.
ITS A CONSPIRACY. THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION.
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Post by gobolts25 on Apr 17, 2015 4:15:48 GMT -5
It's over...Lucky Charms over Cap'n Crunch in the finals by a nose. I was close anyway...at least I had a form of Cap'n Crunch...but seriously, how can you prefer plain to Crunchberries? Sheesh.
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Post by theWILLmckoy on Apr 19, 2015 7:18:21 GMT -5
It's over...Lucky Charms over Cap'n Crunch in the finals by a nose. I was close anyway...at least I had a form of Cap'n Crunch...but seriously, how can you prefer plain to Crunchberries? Sheesh. I kind of do...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2015 15:31:47 GMT -5
I just had a mind blowing revelation about fucking apple jacks. That ad is quite high-brow. It's about a rastafarian dude running as fast as he can to get to his "bowl" lol. Way to perpetuate those stereotypes Kellogs. But then I realized, it get's deeper than that. What's the apple doing? What is he and what does he represent? Well, I think of the apple as two things when considering it as a metaphor. It's the fruit from the garden of eden. It's a representation of sin. But then, it's also the shiny apple you put on the teachers desk. It's the establishement, and it's evil. This ad tells children that an evil government is trying to stop them from getting weed and enjoying life like the Cina-Mon. This ad is the war on drugs. Look at how tripy everything is in the background. Did no one notice that it has real people AND tiny, somehow to scale, living fruit and spices running around, riding skateboards and shit? This ad is a drug induced hallucinations to get kids to try weed and rebel against the government. I have a new appreciation for Apple Jacks. I think you may be onto something Juggs. hahaha Well I came to see the winner. The Captain comes in second to Lucky Charms? Blasphemy. Captain rules.
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Post by 101mitch on Apr 19, 2015 15:41:23 GMT -5
I just read the rules and it seems only people living in NC can win. Its possible I read it wrong, but
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Post by 101mitch on Apr 19, 2015 23:00:12 GMT -5
13th! I don't care if I can't win, I'm gonna win!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2015 23:06:38 GMT -5
Looks to me like Frosted Flakes and Captain Crunch will be in the finals.
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