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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 18:41:24 GMT -5
RIP Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr. What?
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Post by Nathan on Jul 16, 2015 19:47:37 GMT -5
There was a band called Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr. They are no more. Because of confusion they are now called Jr Jr.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 20:30:08 GMT -5
Oh haha. I thought Dales son died or something.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 12:02:48 GMT -5
haha one of my customers emailed me this.
: Jeff Gordon's pit crew
Pit Crew Fired Breaking News - Raleigh , NC Jeff Gordon, Professional Stock Car racer announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's plea to employ Black Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed Black youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 9 seconds with thousands of dollars’ worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as many races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced Black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.
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Post by steelers54 on Jul 17, 2015 12:13:57 GMT -5
Now that's funny.
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Post by steelers54 on Jul 17, 2015 12:16:14 GMT -5
First practice over K.Larson fastest. Let's see what happens in Practice #2.
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Post by Divebitch on Jul 17, 2015 12:37:02 GMT -5
Well, 2nd practice is qual ya know. On my way to my bro's house, which better be the last time before our trip.
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Post by steelers54 on Jul 18, 2015 11:30:41 GMT -5
Well, 2nd practice is qual ya know. On my way to my bro's house, which better be the last time before our trip. Yeah they had it listed as practice. Nice Job Divebitch tops in qualifying 18 points
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2015 16:29:09 GMT -5
Clint and Jeff Gorden crashed into each other in the garage. Gordon took the worst of it. So if he fixes his car does he start in the back?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2015 11:36:27 GMT -5
I'm not feeling good about my teams this week.
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