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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 20:39:50 GMT -5
Just played a head to head game on Bovada.
My opponent says "Hi I'm Tina" "good luck" I say same to you They say. "I'm playing with my dildo and with you OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" a minute later they say "I just came" I say good for you They say. "I'm on meth and have piercings. I'm rubbing my dildo over them".
I went all in and won. haha. That was a first on the poker sight.
Someone needs their mouse washed out with soap.
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Post by Divebitch on Feb 25, 2014 8:32:30 GMT -5
craig440 - We gotta do a heads up - but I want you to learn PLO8. They offer a PLO8 turbo for $1.10, it'll be good training for you. Hey, I just got good news: "Dear Beverly XXXXXXXX: The purpose of this email is to inform you that your Petition for Remission has been approved and you are entitled to receive a distribution from the assets forfeited in connection with United States v. PokerStars, et al., pending in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York. A payment in the amount of $893.56 will be paid electronically via ACH to the bank account that you specified in your Petition. This payment represents the full amount of your Full Tilt Poker Account Balance, which you confirmed on the Full Tilt Poker administration online filing site. Payment will be made within the next seven business days. If you have any questions, you can call us toll-free at (866) 250-2640, email us at info@FullTiltPokerClaims.com, or write to us at Full Tilt Poker Claims Administration, c/o GCG, P.O. Box 9965, Dublin, Ohio 43017-5965. For additional information you may also visit the administration website at www.FullTiltPokerClaims.com." YAY! I was sure I'd never see that money again. Also had a lot of FTPs, over 28,000 points (I'd guess worth roughly $250 - $300) for spending at the FT store that are sadly gone forever. Already got a full poker set from them (500 chips, and it's heavy as hell) but 28k is enough for 2 more sets. Anyway, I earned 25k of those pts for coming in 1st at one event of the WSOP. FT offered a fantasy game that me & pgh hurricanes (from BC5) used to do in a league b4 FT went down. Full Tilt had so many cool promotions to earn pts and cash bonuses. Also had a whole bunch (18?) of qualifier tickets for $2k freerolls at Poker Stars. If they ever let the U.S. back in, my account is still there in good standing - just can't touch it. Luckily I have just $100+ or so there.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2014 19:27:45 GMT -5
bump
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2014 19:30:41 GMT -5
I joined a 5000 guaranteed tournament. NLHE. on break. its five dollars and only a few hundred peeps left. Almost guranteed to at least double up.
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Post by Divebitch on Mar 1, 2014 19:38:54 GMT -5
I joined a 5000 guaranteed tournament. NLHE. on break. its five dollars and only a few hundred peeps left. Almost guranteed to at least double up. Good luck. Lemme know how it goes. Might do a HU at PLO8 now.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2014 20:28:42 GMT -5
Once again I suck. but its fun and cheaper than going to the casino or the bar. lol
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Post by Divebitch on Mar 2, 2014 10:05:11 GMT -5
Once again I suck. but its fun and cheaper than going to the casino or the bar. lol I suck too. Was ahead most of the game, made a couple bad calls and/or raises. Went card dead when I needed it the most. You can actually come out ahead at AC (Atlantic City). Even at the penny slots, you drink for free. Mind you, you don't play a penny at a time, as most bet many lines at a time, then you can bet 5x. So a single bet can be well over $1 or it could be just 1 cent.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 23:16:13 GMT -5
@jeffb2865 Here's what they do. They have "schills" People who play who work for them. They can throw them the cards they need at any time. I have noticed that every time I need a card, like lets say a jack for an inside straight, someone will bet high enough to make me fold before the river card. Everyone else has folded. I fold. They show you the card you would have gotten on the river. It's always the jack. I would have gotten an inside straight draw. That prompts you to go for it more often. Stuff like that. Its a no win situation, because its run by foreigners that don't have any regulations.
I think I'm pretty good at knowing the game and can win if its fair. But you can't beat cheaters. I've had more bad beats in online poker than is mathematically possible.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2014 13:03:18 GMT -5
@jeffb2865 Here's what they do. They have "schills" People who play who work for them. They can throw them the cards they need at any time. I have noticed that every time I need a card, like lets say a jack for an inside straight, someone will bet high enough to make me fold before the river card. Everyone else has folded. I fold. They show you the card you would have gotten on the river. It's always the jack. I would have gotten an inside straight draw. That prompts you to go for it more often. Stuff like that. Its a no win situation, because its run by foreigners that don't have any regulations. I think I'm pretty good at knowing the game and can win if its fair. But you can't beat cheaters. I've had more bad beats in online poker than is mathematically possible. Im all too familiar with shills. I bet you already knew that though since you tagged me. The most famous shill I know is Rush Limbaugh. His job is solely to keep the left/right paradigm going.
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Post by Divebitch on Mar 4, 2014 17:29:45 GMT -5
@jeffb2865 Here's what they do. They have "schills" People who play who work for them. They can throw them the cards they need at any time. I have noticed that every time I need a card, like lets say a jack for an inside straight, someone will bet high enough to make me fold before the river card. Everyone else has folded. I fold. They show you the card you would have gotten on the river. It's always the jack. I would have gotten an inside straight draw. That prompts you to go for it more often. Stuff like that. Its a no win situation, because its run by foreigners that don't have any regulations. I think I'm pretty good at knowing the game and can win if its fair. But you can't beat cheaters. I've had more bad beats in online poker than is mathematically possible. If that prompts you to go for it more often, then you're a donkey or a fish, and shouldn't be playing. Or pick up a decent book or two. You probably haven't been playing long enough to see that a few 'jack' incidents were strictly coincidental. An inside straight is half the odds of an outside one, which is still not good. 4 out of 46 = 1 in 11.5, very roughly a 9% chance of hitting. If you have a flush draw, preferably 2 in your hand or the ace if 3 are on the table, you have another 8 outs (not 9, you can't count your jack twice). but I wouldn't call a minimum bet on an inside straight, and outside is questionable, depends on how many are in the hand to sweeten the pot (aka 'pot odds'). There may be 'shills' in the sense of collusion, but IDT it's ever been proven that river or any cards can be predetermined. They are somewhat self-regulated in a sense, but a lot of pros play there, and people with all kinds of player tracking software. (That's why Bovada got rid of usernames and assigns you a number at the table, not gonna get into specifics here). Then you come here and enlist @jeffb2865 to fuel your conspiracy theories.
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