Post by Miss Lacy on Apr 1, 2013 21:19:00 GMT -5
1. Kansas City (2-14 ) – WTF!!! You swoop in on Alex Smith, but kick out Jamal Charles? Go directly to Jail! Do not pass GO—do not collect $200 million dollars in TV rights. I predict (and curse) that WHO EVER you decide to take as your #1 pick of the 2013 draft will end up being a BIGGER BUST than Tony Mandarich, (For you youngens--- look it up. LOL)
NEXT!
2. Jacksonville (2-14) - Hmmmmm. I feel really sorry for you (and your fans). But, quite frankly, you need more help than you can possibly get with just one pick in the first round. Sooo-- I suggest considering a trade DOWN with Minnesota. Your #2 pick for their #23 and #25. ;D Now--- I do realize on the surface that this might seem like an UNREASONABLE request—but, go ahead, it can’t hurt to ask them. One plus one equals #2, right? Considering they dumped their double-threat WR Harvin for a single-stretch-the-field man like Jennings—it appears they can’t add, anyway.
3. Oakland (4-12) Oh--- REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE! What did you do? You know Flynn CAN’T POSSIBLY be the QB-face of the Raiders’ future (He’s seems like such a bread-and-butter white boy. He'd NEVER survive in the Black Hole). Hopefully, this was just one of Reggie's sly-Ron-Wolf-type moves and he fully intended to shuffle Flynn off to Buffalo—and dangle Oakland's #3 pick in front of their face for their #8 (along with what he really wanted all along---their 5th and 6th rounders)—and settle for Geno. (Can't be any worse than that Pryor dude. ) Hopefully.
4. Philadelphia (4-12) Lord, please help this college-turned-new-pro head coach in a city that regularly BOOS even a GOOD team by giving them SOMEBODY---ANYBODY on the O-line who can help keep their QB upright. Amen.
5. Detroit (4-12) REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE?? Huh? I realize Best has been tossed aside and tagged as Worst---but you couldn’t do better than this? (Coming from a FF GM who had HIGH HOPES for the MIA RB last year.) Anyway—I’m suggesting that you just toss in the towel on your offense this year anyway (because a now-healthy GB DEF is gonna EAT Stafford for breakfast, lunch, and dinner) to concentrate picking up a somebody who can regularly spell that wild-card-mad-man-crotch-stomping-ejection-waiting-to-happen-demon, Suh. Hopefully, a nice guy (with a righteous biblical name like Ezekiel) might just fall from the sky and “save” you.
NEXT UP--- those poor, poor Brownies…
NEXT!
2. Jacksonville (2-14) - Hmmmmm. I feel really sorry for you (and your fans). But, quite frankly, you need more help than you can possibly get with just one pick in the first round. Sooo-- I suggest considering a trade DOWN with Minnesota. Your #2 pick for their #23 and #25. ;D Now--- I do realize on the surface that this might seem like an UNREASONABLE request—but, go ahead, it can’t hurt to ask them. One plus one equals #2, right? Considering they dumped their double-threat WR Harvin for a single-stretch-the-field man like Jennings—it appears they can’t add, anyway.
3. Oakland (4-12) Oh--- REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE! What did you do? You know Flynn CAN’T POSSIBLY be the QB-face of the Raiders’ future (He’s seems like such a bread-and-butter white boy. He'd NEVER survive in the Black Hole). Hopefully, this was just one of Reggie's sly-Ron-Wolf-type moves and he fully intended to shuffle Flynn off to Buffalo—and dangle Oakland's #3 pick in front of their face for their #8 (along with what he really wanted all along---their 5th and 6th rounders)—and settle for Geno. (Can't be any worse than that Pryor dude. ) Hopefully.
4. Philadelphia (4-12) Lord, please help this college-turned-new-pro head coach in a city that regularly BOOS even a GOOD team by giving them SOMEBODY---ANYBODY on the O-line who can help keep their QB upright. Amen.
5. Detroit (4-12) REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE?? Huh? I realize Best has been tossed aside and tagged as Worst---but you couldn’t do better than this? (Coming from a FF GM who had HIGH HOPES for the MIA RB last year.) Anyway—I’m suggesting that you just toss in the towel on your offense this year anyway (because a now-healthy GB DEF is gonna EAT Stafford for breakfast, lunch, and dinner) to concentrate picking up a somebody who can regularly spell that wild-card-mad-man-crotch-stomping-ejection-waiting-to-happen-demon, Suh. Hopefully, a nice guy (with a righteous biblical name like Ezekiel) might just fall from the sky and “save” you.
NEXT UP--- those poor, poor Brownies…